Noah's Ark Story
    All I will ever need to know I learned from the Noah's Ark story:
 
    One. Don't miss the boat.

    Two. Remember that we are all in the same boat.

    Three. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

    Four. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old someone may ask you to
         do something really big.
    
    Five. Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs
        to be done.
    
    Six. Build your future on high ground.
    
    Seven. We were meant to travel in pairs, it was planned that way.
    
    Eight. Speed isn't everything. The snails were on board with the
        cheetahs.
    
    Nine. When you're stressed, float awhile.
    
    Ten. Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by
         professionals.
    
    Eleven. No matter what the storm, when you are with God there's
        always a rainbow waiting.