Strowski: Our government wants you to return... to continue your experiments there. Where you can have everything at your disposal.

Bela (as Vornoff): My dear Professor Strowski, twenty years ago I was banned from my homeland. I was classed as a madman -- a charlatan -- outlawed in the world of science which previously honored me as a genius! (he gets very subdued) Now here in this forsaken jungle hell, I have proven that I am alright.

Strowski: Yes, the authorities have learned how correct your findings were. So I am here -- sent to bring you home.

Bela (impassioned): Home. I have no home. Hunted...despised... living like an animal -- the jungle is my home! But I will show the world that I can be its master. I shall perfect my own race of people -- a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world!

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Topic revision: r1 - 05 Aug 2002 - MattWalsh
 
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