> Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
>
> Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of
> procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to the
> population for my act of copulation. I gave in to temptation, for the
> anticipation of  sexual gratification, that I could not obtain through
> masturbation, resulted in my fornication.
>
> I accepted her invitation, and provided her with excitation, stimulation,
> penetration, replication, and liberation. She provided lubrication to
> avoid
> inflammation and I wore condoms to avoid contamination. She cried for
> duplication but I insisted upon termination, in spite her fascination with
>
> variation.
>
> This has caused me great aggravation, and the agitation and provocation
> of the media has resulted in my humiliation, denigration, and degradation.
>
> My wife is considering castration, which would require my hospitalization.
>
> Pray that this matter will find culmination in my sanctification and
> rehabilitation so that my plans for nomination to my ultimate vocation
> will not result in revocation and termination.
>
> I hope this proclamation has provided illumination and verification and
> will prohibit further provocation.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> The Rev. Jesse Jackson
>