>1) Budweiser beer conditions the hair 
>2) Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish 
>3) Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 min 
>4) Mayonnaise will kill Lice, it will also condition your hair. 
>5) Spike your hair (with Close-up tooth paste, it will also give it a tint) 
>6) Elmer's Glue-paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the 
>dead skin and blackheads. 
>7) Shiny Hair-use brewed Lipton Tea 
>8) Sunburn -empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water 
>9) Minor burn-Colgate or Crest toothpaste 
>10) Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it! 
>11) Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too. 
>12) Bee stings -- meat tenderizer 
>13) Chigger bite - Preparation H 
>14) Puffy eyes - Preparation H 
>15) Paper cut -- crazy glue or chap stick. Glue is used instead of sutures at 
>most hospitals now 
>16) Sore nipples -- (Nursing Mothers) chap stick or a wet Lipton tea bag. 
>17) Stinky feet - JELLO!! A woman volunteered, said she actually had stinky 
>feet, her feet were put in a pan of JELLO! 
>18) Athlete feet -- cornstarch 
>19) Fungus on toenails or fingernails vapor rub 
>20) Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and 
>run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. 
>21) Kool Aid also can be used as a dye in paint 
>22) Kool aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, "Your kids will love 
>it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!" 
>23) Peanut butter -- will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee 
>filter paper 
>24) Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray 
>25) Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! 
>26) Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls 
>27) When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch 
>28) Heavy dandruff -- pour on the vinegar! 
>29) Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the 
>microwave, pour into an empty film container and mix with the food color 
>of your choice! 
>30) Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of kool aid in a container, 
>tie a rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak 
>31) Stress buster - preferably for a work group - take a roll of scotch tape 
>and a packet of straws and build a tower without talking to each other! 
>32) Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and 1/2 cup 
>of milk of magnesia, soak for 20 min and let dry, will last for years! 
>33) A Slinky will hold toast and CD's! 
>34) To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with colgate toothpaste 
>35) Stay-Free Maxi Pads- clean window, floors, just stick to the palm of your 
>hands and work! Can also be used as knee pad. 
>36) Pampers as an absorbent! Remove stains from the carpet with club soda, 
>and a pamper to absorb. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it 
>absorb into the salt. 
>37) To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it 
>will absorb into the towel. 
>38) Remove labels off glassware, etc., rub with peanut butter! 
>39) Baked on food-fill container with water, get a bounce from the laundry 
>room and the static from the bounce towel will cause the baked on food to 
>adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use two Efferdent tablets, soak 
>overnight! 
>40) Crayon on the wall -- colgate toothpaste and brush it! 
>41) Dirty grout - Listerine 
>42) Stains on clothes - Colgate 
>43) Grass stains - Karo Syrup! 
>44) Grease Stains-Coca Cola, it will also remove grease stains from the 
>driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from batteries! 
>45) Sweat Stains - Efferdent, or vinegar 
>46) Use a Maxi-Pad in your cap as a sweat band! 
>47) Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 
>hours. 
>48) To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer Aspirin, or 
>just use 7-up instead of water! 
>49) For bleeding gums use a wet tea bag, placing it on the gums. 
>50) And the best one I've heard in a very long time, just heard this one last 
>week. For a BLACK EYE, freeze a silver spoon, place the frozen spoon on the 
>swollen area and the swelling will come down quickly. Then, overnight, cover 
>the area with Colgate Toothpaste and the blue will be gone by morning. 
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Topic revision: r1 - 01 Jul 2002 - MattWalsh
 
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