Feudalism:
You have two cows.
Your lord takes some of the
milk.
Fascism:
You have two cows.
The government takes
both,
hires you to take care of them
and sells you the milk.
Communism:
You have two cows.
You must take care of
them,
but the government takes all the milk.
Capitalism:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd
multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
Enron
You have two cows.
You borrow 80% of the forward
value of the two cows from your bank, then buy another cow with 5% down and the
rest financed by the seller on a note callable if your market cap goes below
$20B at a rate 2 times prime. You now sell three cows to your publicly listed
company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at a 2nd bank,
then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get
four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of six cows
are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by
the majority shareholder who sells the rights to seven cows back to your listed
company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on
one more and this transaction process is upheld by your independent auditor and
no Balance Sheet provided with the press release that announces that Enron as a
major owner of cows will begin trading cows via the Internet site COW (cows on
web). I am sure you now fully understand what happened.