> Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em. 
> 
> A clean conscience makes a soft pillow. 
> 
> A family altar can alter a family. 
> 
> A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. 
> 
> Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift! 
> 
> Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is Awake. 
> 
> Don't put a question mark where God put a period 
> 
> Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. Exercise daily. 
> Walk with the Lord! 
> 
> Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there. 
> 
> For all you do, His blood's for you! 
> 
> Forbidden fruits create many jams. 
> 
> Give God what's right, not what's left! 
> 
> Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler. 
> 
> God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called. 
> 
> God doesn't want shares of your life; He wants controlling interest! 
> 
> God grades on the cross, not the curve. 
> 
> God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" 
> over religious nuts"! 
> 
> God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. 
> 
> Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible! 
> 
> He who angers you, controls you! 
> 
> He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else. 
> 
> He who kneels before God can stand before anyone! 
> 
> If God is your Co-pilot - Swap seats! 
> 
> In the sentence of life the Devil may be a comma, but DO NOT let him 
> be the PERIOD! 
> 
> Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back. 
> 
> Man's way leads to a hopeless end! God's way leads to an endless hope! 
> 
> Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity. 
> 
> Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive! 
> 
> Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it. 
> 
> Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark." 
> 
> Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a 
> public school). 
> 
> Prayer - Don't give God instructions-just report for duty! 
> 
> Read The Bible...It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You! 
> 
> The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. 
> 
> The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will 
> not protect you. 
> 
> This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"! 
> 
> To be almost saved is to be totally lost 
> 
> Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place! 
> 
> WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning! 
> 
> Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does! 
> 
> We don't change the message, the message changes us. 
> 
> We set the sail; God makes the wind. 
> 
> We're too blessed to be depressed. 
> 
> When God ordains, He sustains. 
> 
> Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say .2) Not saying it. 
> 
> Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed. 
> 
> You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him 
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