RIVER WALK 
  
  There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees 
 another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo" she shouts, "how can I 
 get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down 
 the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side." 
  
  KNITTING 
  
  A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. 
 Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the 
 wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing 
 lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his 
 bullhorn and yelled, "PULLOVER!" NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A 
 SCARF!" 
  
  BLONDE ON THE SUN 
  
  A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The 
 Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were 
 the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be 
 the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other  
 and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll 
 burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not 
 stupid, you know. We're going at night!" 
  
  SPEEDING TICKET 
  
  A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very 
 nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you 
 guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my 
 license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" 
  
  FINAL EXAM 
  
  The blonde reported for her university final examination that 
 consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the 
 examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and 
 then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and 
 starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and 
 No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of 
 the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen 
 desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, 
 alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam 
 in half an hour. But I'm rechecking my answers."